Saturday, January 5, 2013

Lada makes moves to defend Russian market share

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2011/07/xlarge_lada.jpg

As Jalopnik says;  
Everyone's favorite stuck-in-the-Soviet-era Russian car company is making moves to fend off foreign car competition in Russia. In response to foreign car companies rapidly expanding their Russian market Lada plans to try to bring their cars and their company into the modern era.
I'll bet on capitalism and incoming automotive companies over any heavily-subsidized industry or company. Goodbye, Lada.

WTF is Wrong with Russian Drivers?!



So, I'm trying with great enthusiasm and time to sort out why drivers around the world are horrible, but those in Russia take the cake. And off all the Russian failures to learn how to drive, why is there one outstanding common feature? I'm talking about the Lada Riva (and some similar models).

http://www.autowp.ru/pictures/vaz/2105/autowp.ru_lada_riva_by_lotus_1.jpg

This boxy little shitbox is the modern equivalent to the Trabant, a failure in design, execution, and management (let's allow the private market supply goods and services, unencumbered, shall we?). I'd hate to understand why this sort of vehicular failure could happen with such frequency.


http://m.cdn.blog.hu/ma/matchboxzsolt/image/hostess/2012/Trabant%20girl.jpg

So often, there is a Lada or Trabant (if any survived the collapse of paper money) involved in the accident, even if as a witness to the destruction of it's kind. They are either turning left in a right-turn lane, or trying to pass on the sidewalk, all before being involved in the destruction of property and sometimes life. I can't imagine anyone with any other choice would choose one...

http://www.terrapass.com/images/blogposts/old-car.jpg

I have a theory that these sort cars cost about a day's (heavily subsidized) pay, are worth about that, and those deciding to start driving have zero requirement to actually know how to drive, which many Russians apparently never bothered to learn.

http://motorussians.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/image1.png

I would have hoped for a world in which these individual examples of the less favorable traits in our species would simply be allowed to reduce them from the genetic equation. What's wrong with letting Darwin prove his theory? If he was wrong, we have Idiocracy to look forward to. If he was right, we'd better sure as hell allow those without the survival ability to fade into our collective past. Just don't piss off any crazy Russians.


Old Jag

Spotted: South Austin

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Ford Fusion Rips off Aston Martin Grill


For a long time, I've seen seen any midsized sedan from any manufacturers as a cop-out design, very middle-of-the-road. Ford's latest offering is something like a fourth album of cover songs from an established band. Were they so sore about selling one of their jewels that they made a mockery of Aston Martin?

Ford's ambition is for the Fusion to become as wildly popular as the Taurus once was. After all, it's a mid-size sedan with a mid-size price and great gas mileage. (Ford still offers the Taurus, but it hasn't been a big seller for years.)
Completely revamped inside and out, the Fusion takes on the other middle-class stalwarts in the field, like the Toyota Corolla (which is as beige as a car that you'll likely to find), the redesigned Honda Accord and the Nissan Altima.
Too often mid-size cars are studies in bland design. The Fusion neatly avoids this foible by grafting on the front end of an Aston Martin.
No, really. Take a look at the flat-faced, oval grill laced with horizontal lines, and note the uncanny resemblance to models found on Aston Martins, a high-end brand that Ford once owned.

more: http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/2012-11-15/ford-fusion-hybrid-rolls-with-aston-martin-grill-47-mpg.html




Sunday, December 30, 2012

What 2nd bike do people have?


I didn't think anyone with a V-Storm needed a second bike..

You mean a bicycle?

http://www.stromtrooper.com/887220-post139.html

And I'll be happy to find a need home for any old motorbikes you have lying about...

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Toyota Yaris Rally Car

http://pictures.dealer.com/h/hoovertoyota/0012/270364467c0b7d9c87f2897adece9b7dx.jpg

The Toyota Yaris is already a cute, practical urban runabout. Now there is a R1A Rally variant for racing.

Toyota’s Motorsport division has its eye on a return to rally racing and they’re bringing a new ride for the occasion. This new model should come in just in time for the ninth round of the World Rally Championship at the ADAC Rallye Deutschland on August 24th to 26th, 2012.
The car will be the Toyota Yaris, the company’s lovable little hatchback that has been rechristened as the "Yaris R1A." In order to comply with FIA R1A regulations, Toyota gave the Yaris limited performance modifications that include a new racing exhaust, a catalytic converter system, shorter final drive gear, a new motorsport suspension with adapted springs and adjustable ride height, and cursory safety enhancements like the bolt-in roll cage, rally seats, safety harnesses, a power cut-off switch, fire extinguishers, and sump guards.

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201208/toyota-yaris-r1a-ral_600x0w.jpg


http://t.images.boldride.com/toyota/2013/toyota-yaris-hybrid.2000x1333.Jan-10-2012_07.34.36.889902.jpg

In addition, there is even a hybrid for those folks who prefer overly-complicated solutions to simple problems.